Hasbian is a show featuring Beth's real teenage diaries.
Hasbian is a show featuring Beth's real teenage diaries.
2026 Tour Dates
Fri 27 Feb 2026
Fri 27 Mar 2026
Thu 23 Apr 2026
Past Performances
Wednesday 19 Nov 2025
Saturday 27 Sept 2025
Friday 3 Oct 2025
Friday 10 Oct 2025
Sunday 12 Oct 2025
Thursday 16 Oct 2025
Saturday 18 Oct 2025
Thursday 23 Oct 2025
25-29 June 2024
Hasbian
(has-bee-un) noun: A former lesbian.
How did Beth go from a childhood dreaming of The Wizard of Oz, to cringey Cruel Intentions-obsessed adolescence?
From proudly identifying as a teenage lesbian, to discovering that boys are also appealing?
Beth’s real teenage diary is brought to life in vivid hilarity in Hasbian: a “simultaneously relatable and educational… unique insight on growing up queer in the 90s” (★★★★★ - A Young-ish Perspective). Original animations, inspired by teen magazines, feature an all-star 00’s fantasy cast (in cut-out form), as Beth’s BFFs and first crushes are re-imagined as “played by” the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Natasha Lyonne and Ashton Kutcher.
Dripping in equal measures with heartfelt earnestness, sharp irony, and humour that bubbles up in the place between youthful confidence and pubescent self-doubt, Hasbian delves behind the rollercoaster of teenage life, into the reality of growing up queer in Brighton (the UK’s Gay Capital) under Section 28 (1988-2003 law, prohibiting teaching “homosexuality as a pretended family relationship”).
Set to a soundtrack of y2k pop classics (B*Witched, Destiny’s Child, S Club 7), and indie angst anthems (Placebo, Weezer, Garbage) Hasbian fills audiences with buzzy nostalgia, while exposing prejudice in the most liberal of cities.
All performances feature projected captioning, and creatively integrated Audio Description.
Reviews for Hasbian
"Simultaneously relatable and educational - Watson strikes an expert balance between including the cringeworthy teenage experience we all remember, and creating a unique insight into growing up queer in the 90’s... While the tone of the piece is reflective, Hasbian feels very much like a story for our times"
★★★★★ - A Young(ish) Perspective
"Skillfully integrates both audio description and surtitles... It's a bit ‘Clarissa Explains It All’, if Clarissa was talking about having gay sex at sleepovers and seeing their Geography teacher in hot pants at Brighton Pride."
★★★★ - To Do List
"An incredibly funny, charismatic performer, who absolutely embraces the silliness of the piece, whilst bringing earnest truth throughout."
★★★★ - West End With Me
Hasbian production full credits
Hasbian was created with funding from Arts Council England
Hasbian promo photos by Holly Revell